Mocks-A-Lot

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil
is that good men do nothing.

--Attributed to Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797)

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil
is that good men fail to mock evildoers.

--Attributed to Me, EnemyoftheState (1945 – )

Recently Updated:

"Remember: Evil exists because good men

don't kill the government officials committing it."

-- Kurt Hofmann, St. Louis Gun Rights Examiner

last year's mocksalot may be found at mocksalot-archives

our sister-site may be found at wtf-saywhat

last year's wtf-saywhat may be found at wtf-saywhat-archives

our cousin-site may be found at loss of consent

our other cousin-site may be found at more contempt

there may or may not be other sites (5th amendment)
if they do exist, they are encrypted on microform and
stored at an undisclosed location on Dick Cheney

Disclaimer: This website has no connection whatsoever with the
Avery® Marks-A-Lot® brand of patented marker pens and we do not
wish to disparage in any way this fine American company. These facts
should be apparent and obvious to anyone except a prowling tort lawyer.

Thank you. -- The Magic Mocker.

The 'Flag Counter' above counts unique hits by a specific
IP address. So, once your PC has been counted, it will not
be counted again, even if you visit our site frequently.

I see many nations with only one hit. This makes me sad
that either they have only one PC there, or word of mouth
spread quickly about how offensive Mocksalot is.

Which brings us to our Core Policies: We do not discriminate
against any ethnic group, nationality, race or religion.
We try to be equally rude and mean to everyone.

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Mocksalot was named one of
the 10 Best Places to work
by the North Texas SPCA.

Mocks-A-Lot Staff


Grumpy - Publisher, Chief Philosopher	Happy - Editorial Director, Morale Enforcer	Leo - Source Verification, Reprint Permissions

Annabelle - Chief Financial & Legal Officer, Microsoft Certified Cat	Chloe - Aviation Editor, Chief Corporate Pilot	Phoebe - Rumors, Plots, Gossip, Innuendo

Jack Bauer's Cat - Director of Security	Dick Cheney - Political Advisor, HAARP Operator	George Orwell - Washington Correspondent

Northern Mockingbird - Aviation Reporter. Microsoft Certified Bird	See Note - Mr. Grumpy's personal security	Samuel Adams - Role Model why?

Sir Winston Churchill, Correspondent Emeritus	Nathan Hale, Intel Collection	Curtis E. LeMay, Gen., USAF, (Ret) Nuclear Bombardment Advisor

Gen. Vang Pao - Hmong Leader, Trusted U.S. Government	Guy Fawkes - 'Term Limits' Proponent, Noted EOD Authority	Name Redacted - (I was never here) Reliable Intelligence Source

Fluffy 'Smith'- Contract Reporter, Contract Wet Work	Crusading Reporter - Middle East Correspondent, JTAC	Lamont Cranston - Special Projects

Jack Kevorkian MD - Medical Correspondent, Past Surgeon General Nominee	Senator Joe McCarthy - Legislator, Courageous Red Hunter	Socrates - Teacher, Gadfly

A note from the editor: 04/01/11

We have improved our corporate policies to up our standards.

Up yours too.

07/14/11 Note from Grumpy:

If you are annoyed by something on this site, let us know.
Be specific.
We like to track what works best.

The glass is half full,
but half full of what?

Attention: Liberals, democrats, socialists, communists, hippies, idiots and the NSA.

Press the red button above and wait until it changes to green before entering this site.

If you fail to wait, we will track you down using the GPS in your car and your phone. Your brain will then be examined to determine exactly why you could not follow a simple instruction.

Sturgeon's Law: "ninety percent of everything is crap."

Ten percent of Mocksalot is not crap.

Scary, isn't it?

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