Mocks-A-Lot

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil
is that good men do nothing.

--Attributed to Edmund Burke (1729 – 1797)

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil
is that good men fail to mock evildoers.

--Attributed to Me, EnemyoftheState (1945 – )

Disclaimer: This website has no connection whatsoever with the
Avery® Marks-A-Lot® brand of patented marker pens and we do not
wish to disparage in any way this fine American company. These facts
should be apparent and obvious to anyone except a prowling tort lawyer.

Thank you. -- The Magic Mocker.

The 'Flag Counter' above counts unique hits by a specific
IP address. So, once your PC has been counted, it will not
be counted again, even if you visit our site frequently.

I see many nations with only one hit. This makes me sad
that either they have only one PC there, or word of mouth
spread quickly about how offensive Mocksalot is.

Which brings us to our Core Policies: We do not discriminate
against any ethnic group, nationality, race or religion.
We try to be equally rude and mean to everyone.

Outdoor Sports
and their affiliates

will sell you a quality
brand-name firearm
online, explain how to
contact a Federal Firearm
Licensee near you to
receive it and transfer it
to you. They'll help you
find a nearby firing range
and will sell you the ammo
to shoot with your new gun.
They'll sell you cleaning
supplies, scopes, lasers,
bells, whistles & shiny things.

All you have to do is line up
your sights on the bullseye,
squeeze the trigger and
HAVE FUN.

Support the

2nd Amendment!

Mocks-A-Lot Staff


Grumpy - Publisher, Chief Philosopher	Happy - Editorial Director, Morale Enforcer	Leo - Source Verification, Reprint Permissions

Annabelle - Chief Financial & Legal Officer, Microsoft Certified Cat	Chloe - Washington Correspondent, FSB Double Agent	Phoebe - Rumors, Plots, Gossip, Innuendo

Jack Bauer's Cat - Director of Security	Dick Cheney - Political Advisor, HAARP Operator	Harry Callahan - Law Enforcement Advisor

Amelia Earhart - Aviation Reporter	John Rambo - Mr. Grumpy's personal security	Samuel Adams - Role Model why?

T. E. Lawrence - MidEast Correspondent	Nathan Hale, Intel Collection	Curtis E. LeMay, Gen., USAF, (Ret) Nuclear Bombardment Advisor

Gen. Vang Pao - Hmong Leader, Trusted U.S. Government	Guy Fawkes - 'Term Limits' Proponent, Noted EOD Authority	Name Redacted - (I was never here) Reliable Intelligence Source

Fluffy 'Smith'- Contract Reporter, Contract Wet Work	Crusading Reporter - Middle East Correspondent, TACP	Lamont Cranston - Special Projects

Jack Kevorkian MD - Medical Correspondent, Past Surgeon General Nominee	Senator Joe McCarthy - Legislator, Courageous Red Hunter	Socrates - Teacher, Gadfly